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Paris, Greece, Prague, Venice, Florence, Rome

December17

Hello,

I’m very excited today. I’m so very excited. I got my plane tickets in the mail the other day for me to really and truly go to my art school in Greece. For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, I’ve been excepted to go to Art School in Greece, and I’m very excited. I’m totally into going. I can’t wait to study Art and sculpture, and Art History and Photography and all the other forms of art that I love to no end. You can take a look at what I’m talking about if you go to this site and look at the information on the Greece semester. http://www.aegeancenter.org

Enjoy. I know I will. :)

Woah…Look at that Elk

December13




My cousins are damn fine hunters. They just shot an elk, and you should look at the size of it.

Good job boys!

Check out my album for more details.

Grade School Christmas Performances

December12

I remember when I was in grade school. We did this great Christmas performace. We had a fire place on stage, and we were all singing along, but the fireplace fell down. It was total mortification from them on. TOTALLY not a good idea.

Fortunately, I have a little brother in law who is totally great. I got to go to his Christmas performance today, and it was totally cute. They evey had an 18 month old girl singing. It was totally adorable. I wonder if I was that cute on stage or not. Make it a point to go see a Christmas performance this year. The children will totally enjoy it, and it wouldn’t be too bad for you either.

Be well. :)

Tequilla Kitty

December10

What do you get when you combine a cat, too much tequilla and football season….

A TEQUILLA KITTY

(See photo album).

Another Famous Person I Adore

December10

Ok. In case you didn’t notice, I have some famous people that I totally adore. Boticelli is one of them. Check out his wonderful photo (Venus and Mars) in my album. Then, read this essay, which I submitted to my college class. It’s very tedious, but I’m proud of it, as it truly is my best work.

Alessandro Filipepi (Sandro Botticelli) completed his painting Venus and Mars in 1482– right in the middle of the Renaissance of art when the humanists were bringing Classical ideas into the light of the world again. Despite being 522 years old, this 69.2 cm. x 173.4 cm. egg tempera and oil on poplar painting has remained in remarkable condition. It was originally painted as a spalliera (backboard of a bench) for the Vespucci family. There is no known record of where it went from there, but the Trafalgar National Gallery in London purchased it from Alexander Barker in 1874, and has retained possession of it since then.

This painting depicts six figures in a very vague landscape. Two of the figures are laying languidly on the ground, while the other three dance playfully around them. The background is quite ambiguous, and it doesn’t tell us anything about these figures except that there is some vegetation around them.

Mars and Venus has a balanced composition. It depicts the woman on one half of the painting wide-awake looking at a man that is deep in sleep. The woman and the man are facing each other directly with each at the other’s feet. There are four satyrs in the picture as well that balance the composition. The painting is cropped pretty close, so that the subjects fill the frame entirely. They are so tightly cropped that part of one of the satyr’s head is cut off by the edge of the picture. This tight view allows the viewer to focus entirely on the main subject of the painting. There isn’t a lot of scenery or background in the painting to distract the viewer.

This painting is organized. Alessandro Filipepi has used line competently to make the viewer feel like there is a sense of order in the painting. The viewer’s attention goes to the woman first. We notice that she is sitting slouched, yet upright. Almost as a way to tell the viewer that he should be alert, so that he doesn’t miss anything. Her gaze shoots directly at the sleeping man across the way. However, we are guided on our way to look at the man. There are three satyrs between the two main figures. They are all facing the same way—away from the woman. This is another way to get the viewer to move his focus along the length of the picture. One more thing that helps with this is the fact that the satyrs are playing with one of the man’s weapons. It is quite long, and it goes straight from female to male. All of those things aid in getting the viewers attention playfully to the sleeping man. He is in a much more relaxed position than she is. He is almost completely laying down in his sleep. It is an act of comedy that his left arm is resting on the head of a very playful satyr.

Alessandro Filipepi has been very tricky in this paining in that it uses no form of perspective to give it an illusion of being three-dimensional. If you look at the painting, it looks like everything is on the same two-dimensional plane. It looks as though the male figure is awkwardly laying on top of the bushes behind him. It also appears that the satyrs are standing on the two main figures when they are in fact supposed to be behind them. The only clue the viewer has as to the placement of things is where things are drawn in front of something else. For example, we know that the woman is in front of the bushes because she is covering part of them up.

I’m amazed at the work that Alessandro Filipepi has been able to do with the color. If you examine the painting very closely, you will see that there were no real colors used. He uses mainly brown tones. The skin is brown, the hair is brown (on all subjects) the tools are brown, even the grass and the bushes have a very brown tone to them. Upon examination, the only things in the picture that have much vibrant color are the pillows that both main figures are laying on. This small touch of color connects the entire painting together and makes up for a serious lack of color.

The texture in this painting is unbelievable. It is so incredibly round and smooth. Every part of a body that is visible looks as though it is perfectly maintained. The skin looks round and smooth. The helmet, which a satyr is playfully wearing, is incredibly smooth and shiny. This texture has made it into the fine points of the painting. If you look very closely at the leaves that have been painted, you will see that even they have a very smooth texture to them.

This painting has a very light tone to it. The female has a very serene look on her face, but she looks like she is daydreaming about something fun. The satyrs are all smiling in their attempts to break the deep sleep of the man. Even he, in his deep sleep, seems to have some hint on his face that something playful is going on. This painting playfully shows that Venus (the goddess of love) has conquered Mars (the god of war) simply by using her power of love. I’ve concluded from all of the details that the man in this painting is Mars and the Woman in this painting is Venus. The characteristics that I have discovered are ones that I have run into time and again when studying these famous people. Though this may not be the title the artist gave to the painting, it was clearly what he was trying to communicate.

This painting has some incredible power to it. It uses some very simple elements to communicate that there is joy in the world, that life can be playful and that love really can conquer all.

Musical Goats

December10

This morning, I walked out of my house quickly, and I was making my way to the car. My goat saw me and bounded out of his house and ran over to the fence. He stood there baaaaaaing for some time. He then ran over to the stereo (my wolf scaring device that I play all day long) and baaaaaaaed again. I got the hint. I ran inside and turned on the stereo. While I was doing it, he put his head on my shoulder while I scratched and scratched. Then, the mule came over and asked for some love too. It was totally adorable.

The great thing was that they asked me to turn the music on. They must be Kenny Chesney fans too.

Goats are great..buy one, use one.

Ever Wonder Where I Work?

December9

Ok. Have you ever wondered where I work? Well, here are some links to the school. It’s a totally great place. Look at the sites. My good friend made them. Send kids to us if you know of anyone that could use an outstanding education. Come up for a visit. You’ll love it.

www.delphian.org.
www.eslatdelphi.org
www.summeratdelphi.org

The Pit Bull Theory

December9


Whenever someone tells me that they are getting a pit bull, I kind of think what it possibly was that made that person even consider doing it.

However, my boss recently got a pit bull, and she is totally cute. She’s actually one of the cutest dogs I’ve ever seen. She’s a puppy and she’s still learning all about how to be a good girl. I get to play with her when I go talk to my boss. It’s great.

Give them a change. Bad people gave them a bad name. Look and see that they deserve a good name.

Christmas Spirit :)

December6

Here is a song that I recently heard at a Christmas party that I enjoyed quite a bit. Read it.

My name is Francis Tolliver, I come from Liverpool.
Two years ago the war was waiting for me after school.
To Belgium and to Flanders, to Germany to here
I fought for King and country I love dear.
‘Twas Christmas in the trenches, where the frost so bitter hung,
The frozen fields of France were still, no Christmas song was sung
Our families back in England were toasting us that day
Their brave and glorious lads so far away.

I was lying with my messmate on the cold and rocky ground
When across the lines of battle came a most peculiar sound
Says I, “Now listen up, me boys!” each soldier strained to hear
As one young German voice sang out so clear.
“He’s singing bloody well, you know!” my partner says to me
Soon, one by one, each German voice joined in harmony
The cannons rested silent, the gas clouds rolled no more
As Christmas brought us respite from the war
As soon as they were finished and a reverent pause was spent
“God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen” struck up some lads from Kent
The next they sang was “Stille Nacht.” “Tis `Silent Night’,” says I
And in two tongues one song filled up that sky
“There’s someone coming toward us!” the front line sentry cried
All sights were fixed on one long figure trudging from their side
His truce flag, like a Christmas star, shown on that plain so bright
As he, bravely, strode unarmed into the night
Soon one by one on either side walked into No Man’s Land
With neither gun nor bayonet we met there hand to hand
We shared some secret brandy and we wished each other well
And in a flare-lit soccer game we gave ‘em hell
We traded chocolates, cigarettes, and photographs from home
These sons and fathers far away from families of their own
Young Sanders played his squeezebox and they had a violin
This curious and unlikely band of men

Soon daylight stole upon us and France was France once more
With sad farewells we each prepared to settle back to war
But the question haunted every heart that lived that wonderous night
“Whose family have I fixed within my sights?”
‘Twas Christmas in the trenches where the frost, so bitter hung
The frozen fields of France were warmed as songs of peace were sung
For the walls they’d kept between us to exact the work of war
Had been crumbled and were gone forevermore

My name is Francis Tolliver, in Liverpool I dwell
Each Christmas come since World War I, I’ve learned its lessons well
That the ones who call the shots won’t be among the dead and lame
And on each end of the rifle we’re the same

Blackberry Bushes

December3

I live in the Wilamette Valley in Oregon, and I can tell you one thing about the place, there sure are a lot of blackberries. Now, if you haven’t figured out by now that I have a goat, I do, and I think that his sole purpose in life has become to attempt to get rid of the blackberry bushes in his surrounding area.

When he first moved here, he hated the things. I can’t blame him. What self-respecting animal really eats things with thorns on them. However, for whatever reason, he decided to take a look at them and she what they taste like. He has never stopped eating them since that point. However, despite the fact that he’s been munching on these incorrigible bushes for many months now, they still continute to grow. I really think that we should start investigating these bushes for alienship, as this may be the invasion that many have been waiting for. :)

Seriously, these plants must be a mutation gone wrong of some other plant, and that mutation must have happened very recently. Because I tell you one thing, they sure to spread like wildfire, and if you don’t contain them, you soon turn into a bush yourself.

So, the moral of the story is, buy a goat and use it, and watch your back door, as these alien plants may be taking over.

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